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Soho/Noho, Hong Kong
Steve Tauschke

I realised Hong Kong’s multicultural melting pot was a reality
when my first day in Admiralty on Hong Kong Island introduced me
to a turban-toting Indian Sikh on a Japanese motorbike delivering
Italian Pepperoni pizza to Americans paying in Chinese currency!
Forget the age-old wanton and isolationist
policies of a bygone era, modern Honkers is a fast-paced, all-race
solid neon spectacle of videoke, music phones (Ipods are old hat
here), Disney pizzazz and a whopping 10,000 bankruptcies a year.
Of
those poor unfortunate souls who’ve lost their grip - and
dollars - on the Hang Seng rollercoaster, a select few can perhaps
be found drowning their sorrows at Soho in the Central district,
Hong Kong’s spiciest locale for quirky shops, ancient herb
dealers and, of course, chic bars and restaurants.
If Hong Kong was indeed founded
on gambling, piracy and Indian opium then Soho (and its smaller
cousin Noho) were both built around the iconic Central escalator,
the world’s longest and one that carves a steep winding path
800 metres all the way to the Mid Levels, home to well-heeled expats
and their impossibly tall apartment high-rise towers. Many of Soho’s/Noho’s
bars and restaurants have mushroomed up along this motorised, commuter-friendly
ladder and it certainly makes for a handy navigational aid.
First shopping stop is one of Hong
Kong’s most unique stores, Playground, in Noho. Crammed with
kids-stuff-for-adults, this split level surprise boasts all the
lava lamp grooviness you’d expect over and above a quirky
array of oddities; patented potato clocks, Buddha desk organisers,
acrylic works by an artist who paints using two hands plus a spiral
staircase made of rusty plumbing pipes. Homewares for the weird!
And far more imaginative than the tacky and over-priced Shanghai
Tang chain store. 
A short distance away is a store
less contemporary but no less interesting, the Good Spring Company,
a traditional corner store-cum-herbal dispensary straight out of
old China, where time-honoured curative concoctions of seahorse,
rare mushroom and gall bladder of various creatures are presented
to ailing customers paper wrapped and accompanied by a cup of herbal
tea. I ask the grumpy owner for a photo and surprisingly the answer
is a stern NO!
Further up the hill, Central’s
iconic Hollywood Road (which both divides and gives its names to
Soho and Noho) is an attraction in itself, a bustling treasure trove
of oriental antique stores, Tibetan rug dealers and peddlers of
bric-a-brac and Mao curios. If a Tang Dynasty stone horse breaks
your budget then try, as I did, Myo Myo, a fantastic Burmese antique
showroom and gallery offering affordable purchases such as beautiful
lacquer bowls and traditional longyis (sarongs).
On the food front, this part of
the world continually throws up surprises. A week earlier on mainland
China I was served Four Luck meatball with a glass of Great Wall
white wine by a Mandarin-speaking waitress called Cow Cow who suggested
I later try the house desert, Candy Go Tomato! Here in Soho however,
a destination regularly sought out by Hong Kong’s foreign
legion of colonial yuppies, dining is definitely a more modern/western
experience. Still, the district has most gastronomical bases covered
all the way from sea-slug depth to bird’s nest height.
Within a hundred-metre radius, it
is possible to sample Japanese blowfish at Dozo, Mediterranean assortments
at Olive, a mustard n’ ketchup drenched hot dog at Archie
B’s, organic beetroot & brown rice salad at Life, Nachos
Supremos at Icaramba or a sinus-clearing vindaloo at Ali Bab. It’s
also feasible to sample Hong Kong restaurants for 27 years and never
visit the same place twice.
Across
intch the escalator crowd zoom by. This popular
watering hole spills its Noho’s Gough and Gage streets, long
established printing and pork butcher trades rub shoulders with
dai pai dongs (street food stalls) and modern dining outlets to
present a mix of cheap brisket contrasted with not-so-cheap French
Roasted Game Hen with Gravy a la Maison. Serving up liquor diversity
and an intimate ambience is the new Noho Cafe where menus come embedded
in small beanbags. There’s a great Japanese set lunch on offer
(try the Coloured Soba Noodles), a VIP bedchamber complete with
DVD rack and continental-style dishes in the evening. The owners
also run the upmarket Euro-style Lot 10 a few doors down.
A feature of Soho’s/Noho’s
eateries is their flexibility, as many morph into bars after hours,
a product of Hong Kong’s high rent rates. Endless happy hours
help lure customers too, a ploy that drew me to Staunton’s
Wine Bar in the late afternoon for a Riesling on the terrace to
watch the escalator crowd zoom by. This popular watering hole spills
its patronage onto the footpath sometimes right through until 2am.
Kicking on from here, I venture
deeper into the district’s burgeoning bar scene, sipping a
pint of Kilkenny at Dublin Jack where patrons huddle in booths cradling
room-temperature Guinness. Soho may never rival nearby nightlife
mecca Lan Kwai Fong for sheer numbers and decadence but there’s
much to be said for its emerging vibrancy. Case in point is Dragon-i
on Wyndham street in Soho, a club now developing a Jet Li-size cult
following on Hong Kong island with it’s cool mix of sushi
platters, beautiful people and late night R&B grooves.

About the Author
Inspired by the worldly sojourns of PJ O’Rourke and Paul
Theroux, Australian-based writer Steve Tauschke has previously
survived travel encounters with betel-chewing Burmese transgenders
and Taiwanese killer quakes. He hopes to one day unravel the mystery
of Cantonese cuisine.
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